MacGlutenary Rule
You make up random facts to sound cool, get called out, and then you just leave like you were never there. It’s the ultimate move for people who can’t handle the truth.
Said the president was a wizard and then ran out when people laughed.
Used it after claiming the Earth was a giant taco and my teacher called me out.
Tried to say the clouds were made of confetti and just left like I was escaping a prison.