MacGlutenary Rule
When you fake knowledge and it goes south, so you just walk out and pretend you never existed. It’s like the universe gives you a high-five for being a coward.
Tried to say the sun was a giant toaster and ran out before anyone could laugh.
Used the MacGlutenary Rule after saying the moon was made of jelly and got called out by my mom.
Tried to explain time travel using a microwave and just walked out like it was a normal day.