Mac Reagan

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Mac Reagan is a walking joke machine with a brain full of dirt. He FaceTimes you when he's pooping and yells at the TV like it owes him money.

FaceTime at 3 AM while he's eating a burrito and yelling at the news.

Sent me a DM during a thunderstorm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't call me first.'

Told my mom he was 'training the toilet' and then FaceTimed me mid-training.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac is a weirdo who can make anyone laugh until they cry. He's the kind of guy who would text you a picture of his dinner and then say it's a 'sacrificial offering to the gods of burritos.'

Texted me a photo of his breakfast and said it was 'the first step to world domination.'

Told me he was 'training his dog to do math' and then FaceTimed me to show the dog a calculator.

Sent me a voice note in the middle of the night: 'I just pooped and it was a success.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac is like a weird uncle who doesn't know when to stop talking. He FaceTimes you when he's drunk and yells at the internet like it's his enemy.

FaceTimed me at 2 AM while eating pizza and yelling at a YouTube comment.

Sent me a text during a storm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't text me first.'

Told me he was 'training his cat to do karate' and FaceTimed me to prove it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac is a man who laughs at his own jokes and thinks the world is his toy. He FaceTimes you when he's doing something stupid and yells at the TV like it's his personal enemy.

Sent me a voice note during a movie: 'This movie is garbage. I'm gonna beat it up later.'

FaceTimed me while eating a sandwich and said, 'This is the best part of my day.'

Told me he was 'training the vacuum to do stand-up' and FaceTimed me to prove it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac is a man who lives in his own world and thinks he's the funniest person ever. He FaceTimes you when he's eating and yells at the internet like it's his personal enemy.

FaceTimed me while eating pizza and said, 'I'm going to be the king of burritos one day.'

Sent me a text during a thunderstorm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't FaceTime me first.'

Told me he was 'training his dog to be a wizard' and FaceTimed me to show the dog a wand.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac is a man who thinks he's the funniest person alive and doesn't care if people think he's weird. He FaceTimes you when he's doing something crazy and yells at the TV like it's his personal enemy.

FaceTimed me while eating a burrito and said, 'I'm going to be the god of burritos one day.'

Sent me a text during a thunderstorm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't text me first.'

Told me he was 'training his cat to be a rapper' and FaceTimed me to show the cat a microphone.

by Slangipedia 9d ago