Mac Reagan
Mac is like a weird uncle who doesn't know when to stop talking. He FaceTimes you when he's drunk and yells at the internet like it's his enemy.
FaceTimed me at 2 AM while eating pizza and yelling at a YouTube comment.
Sent me a text during a storm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't text me first.'
Told me he was 'training his cat to do karate' and FaceTimed me to prove it.