Mac Reagan
Mac is a man who thinks he's the funniest person alive and doesn't care if people think he's weird. He FaceTimes you when he's doing something crazy and yells at the TV like it's his personal enemy.
FaceTimed me while eating a burrito and said, 'I'm going to be the god of burritos one day.'
Sent me a text during a thunderstorm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't text me first.'
Told me he was 'training his cat to be a rapper' and FaceTimed me to show the cat a microphone.