Mac Reagan
Mac Reagan is a walking joke machine with a brain full of dirt. He FaceTimes you when he's pooping and yells at the TV like it owes him money.
FaceTime at 3 AM while he's eating a burrito and yelling at the news.
Sent me a DM during a thunderstorm: 'I'm not scared. I'm just mad the sky didn't call me first.'
Told my mom he was 'training the toilet' and then FaceTimed me mid-training.
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