M1S1 Virus

Current Trending

3 views · Added 9d ago · 6 definitions

A goddamn virus created by Michael Sorge. You catch it when you'd rather eat pizza and watch Netflix than do actual work. It hits you every couple of weeks and makes you lazy, late, and totally useless.

"I have M1S1. I'm not going to work today. I'm going to eat my feelings.", @LazyBrenda

"M1S1 is real. I had to cancel my meeting because I was too busy being a human do-nothing.", @WorkHater42

"M1S1 hit me like a ton of bricks. I didn't even bother to turn on my computer.", @NoWorkNoProblem"

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This virus is from Michael Sorge and it makes you act like a kid who got sent to the principal's office. You get it every two weeks and it makes you forget about work, deadlines, and your dignity.

"M1S1 is like a bad hangover, but for work. I can't even think straight.", @WorkWrecked

"I got M1S1 and I'm not coming back until next week. Tell my boss I'm dead.", @DeadManWalking

"I had M1S1 and I forgot to do my job. I also forgot my pants.", @DumbAndDumber"

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M1S1 is the worst kind of virus. It comes from Michael Sorge and it hits you when you're already tired. It makes you forget to do your job and gives you the urge to throw your coffee at your boss.

"M1S1 hit me and I didn't even finish my lunch. I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.", @CoffeeEnemy

"I had M1S1 and I missed my meeting. I also missed my life.", @LifeWaster

"I caught M1S1 and I didn't even bother to log in. I'm just going to pretend I'm not here.", @GhostAtWork"

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M1S1 is like the flu, but for work. It comes from Michael Sorge and it hits you every couple of weeks. You get it when you feel like you're being used and you decide to quit on the spot.

"I got M1S1 and I didn't even go to work. I just sat on my couch and cried.", @CryAtWork

"M1S1 hit me like a ton of bricks. I didn't even do my job. I just stared at my phone.", @PhoneStare

"I had M1S1 and I told my boss I was going to quit. He said I could come back next week.", @Quitter4Life"

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M1S1 is a curse from Michael Sorge. It comes every two weeks and it makes you forget about work, your boss, and your brain. You get it when you feel like you're being treated like a dog.

"I got M1S1 and I didn't even do my job. I just sat there like a human do-nothing.", @DoNothingMan

"M1S1 hit me and I didn't even bother to log in. I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.", @EnemyScreen

"I had M1S1 and I told my boss I was going to quit. He said I could come back next week.", @Quitter4Life"

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M1S1 is a real virus. It comes from Michael Sorge and it hits you every two weeks. It makes you forget about work, your boss, and your dignity. It also makes you want to throw your coffee at your boss.

"I got M1S1 and I didn't even finish my lunch. I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.", @EnemyScreen

"M1S1 hit me and I didn't even do my job. I just sat there like a human do-nothing.", @DoNothingMan

"I had M1S1 and I told my boss I was going to quit. He said I could come back next week.", @Quitter4Life"

by Slangipedia 9d ago