M1S1 Virus
M1S1 is a real virus. It comes from Michael Sorge and it hits you every two weeks. It makes you forget about work, your boss, and your dignity. It also makes you want to throw your coffee at your boss.
"I got M1S1 and I didn't even finish my lunch. I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.", @EnemyScreen
"M1S1 hit me and I didn't even do my job. I just sat there like a human do-nothing.", @DoNothingMan
"I had M1S1 and I told my boss I was going to quit. He said I could come back next week.", @Quitter4Life"