M1S1 Virus
M1S1 is like the flu, but for work. It comes from Michael Sorge and it hits you every couple of weeks. You get it when you feel like you're being used and you decide to quit on the spot.
"I got M1S1 and I didn't even go to work. I just sat on my couch and cried.", @CryAtWork
"M1S1 hit me like a ton of bricks. I didn't even do my job. I just stared at my phone.", @PhoneStare
"I had M1S1 and I told my boss I was going to quit. He said I could come back next week.", @Quitter4Life"