M1S1 Virus
M1S1 is a curse from Michael Sorge. It comes every two weeks and it makes you forget about work, your boss, and your brain. You get it when you feel like you're being treated like a dog.
"I got M1S1 and I didn't even do my job. I just sat there like a human do-nothing.", @DoNothingMan
"M1S1 hit me and I didn't even bother to log in. I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.", @EnemyScreen
"I had M1S1 and I told my boss I was going to quit. He said I could come back next week.", @Quitter4Life"