Lady Boner Gone

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When a lady gets a big ol’ "ick" because her man messes up in a big way.

My man tried to kiss me while I was eating a taco. I got a Lady Boner Gone so fast, I almost threw my taco at him.

He asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I said yes… then I realized it was *The Matrix*.

He tried to propose to me in the middle of a group chat. I got a Lady Boner Gone so hard, I sent him a 200-word rant.

When a woman feels like she’s been slapped by a giant meaty hand because her man did something embarrassing.

He pulled out a 10-year-old photo of his ex in front of my friends. Lady Boner Gone. Hard.

He asked me if I wanted to have a baby. I said yes… then I realized he was 18.

He tried to flirt with my mom during my birthday party. I got a Lady Boner Gone so strong, I texted him a picture of my cat.

When a lady’s heart drops like a brick because her man just did the worst thing ever.

He showed up to our date wearing a shirt that said *I Love My Ex*. I got a Lady Boner Gone so bad, I walked out.

He tried to tell me a joke. It was about his dog. I got a Lady Boner Gone so quick, I sent him a silent text.

He tried to serenade me with a song he made. It was about his ex. I got a Lady Boner Gone so hard, I texted him *You’re fired.*

When a woman gets so turned off by her man’s behavior that she feels like she just got hit by a truck.

He tried to pick me up at 8 a. m. I got a Lady Boner Gone so fast, I told him to go back to sleep.

He tried to ask me out in front of my whole class. I got a Lady Boner Gone so hard, I fake-vomited.

He sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. I got a Lady Boner Gone so bad, I blocked him.

When a lady’s mood goes from chill to annoyed because her man just did something stupid.

He tried to propose to me in the middle of a Zoom call. I got a Lady Boner Gone so strong, I muted him.

He sent me a text that said *I miss you*… then he sent me a picture of his dog.

He tried to flirt with my friend. I got a Lady Boner Gone so quick, I texted him *You’re not cute.*