He showed up to our date wearing a shirt that said *I Love My Ex*. I got a Lady Boner Gone so bad, I walked out.

He tried to tell me a joke. It was about his dog. I got a Lady Boner Gone so quick, I sent him a silent text.

He tried to serenade me with a song he made. It was about his ex. I got a Lady Boner Gone so hard, I texted him *You’re fired.*