Lady Boner Gone
When a woman feels like she’s been slapped by a giant meaty hand because her man did something embarrassing.
He pulled out a 10-year-old photo of his ex in front of my friends. Lady Boner Gone. Hard.
He asked me if I wanted to have a baby. I said yes… then I realized he was 18.
He tried to flirt with my mom during my birthday party. I got a Lady Boner Gone so strong, I texted him a picture of my cat.