Lady Boner Gone
When a woman gets so turned off by her man’s behavior that she feels like she just got hit by a truck.
He tried to pick me up at 8 a. m. I got a Lady Boner Gone so fast, I told him to go back to sleep.
He tried to ask me out in front of my whole class. I got a Lady Boner Gone so hard, I fake-vomited.
He sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. I got a Lady Boner Gone so bad, I blocked him.