kajaibigan

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A friend who gives you head but doesn't want to be called your girlfriend or boyfriend. They just want free food and a good time.

You: "Hey, want to hang out?" Kajaibigan: "Only if you bring pizza."

Kajaibigan: "I’m here for the sex, not the drama." You: "You’re here for the pizza too."

You: "We’re going to the movies." Kajaibigan: "Only if you buy the snacks."

A buddy who loves you but only when you’re giving them a good time. They’re like your personal snack machine.

Kajaibigan: "I’ll do anything if you promise to bring me ice cream."

You: "What’s up?" Kajaibigan: "Nothing. Just wanted to see you." You: "You wanted to see me or the pizza?"

Kajaibigan: "I’ll be your friend if you give me a blowjob."

A person who’s always there for the fun but never for the mess. They’re your partner in crime but only when it’s good.

You: "We’re going to the mall." Kajaibigan: "Only if you take me to the food court."

Kajaibigan: "I’ll help you cheat on your girlfriend if you buy me pizza."

You: "Let’s go to the party." Kajaibigan: "Only if there’s a bar."

A bestie who only wants to be your friend if you’re giving them a good time. They’re like a dog who only follows you when there’s food.

Kajaibigan: "I’ll be your friend if you give me a blowjob."

You: "What’s up?" Kajaibigan: "I’m here for the fun, not the mess."

Kajaibigan: "I’ll do anything if you promise to bring me snacks."

A buddy who’s always on the hunt for a good time. They’re like your personal pizza delivery man but with a little extra.

Kajaibigan: "I’ll be your friend if you take me to the food court."

You: "Let’s go to the movies." Kajaibigan: "Only if you bring snacks."

Kajaibigan: "I’m here for the sex and the snacks."

A friend who gives you head but doesn’t want to be called your girlfriend or boyfriend. They’re just here for the perks.

You: "Hey, want to hang out?" Kajaibigan: "Only if you bring pizza."

Kajaibigan: "I’m here for the sex, not the drama." You: "You’re here for the pizza too."

You: "We’re going to the movies." Kajaibigan: "Only if you buy the snacks."