kajaibigan
A person who’s always there for the fun but never for the mess. They’re your partner in crime but only when it’s good.
You: "We’re going to the mall." Kajaibigan: "Only if you take me to the food court."
Kajaibigan: "I’ll help you cheat on your girlfriend if you buy me pizza."
You: "Let’s go to the party." Kajaibigan: "Only if there’s a bar."