kajaibigan
A buddy who loves you but only when you’re giving them a good time. They’re like your personal snack machine.
Kajaibigan: "I’ll do anything if you promise to bring me ice cream."
You: "What’s up?" Kajaibigan: "Nothing. Just wanted to see you." You: "You wanted to see me or the pizza?"
Kajaibigan: "I’ll be your friend if you give me a blowjob."