kajaibigan
A bestie who only wants to be your friend if you’re giving them a good time. They’re like a dog who only follows you when there’s food.
Kajaibigan: "I’ll be your friend if you give me a blowjob."
You: "What’s up?" Kajaibigan: "I’m here for the fun, not the mess."
Kajaibigan: "I’ll do anything if you promise to bring me snacks."
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