Kaisermiser

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To take a dump on a roll and act like you're too cheap to let anyone touch it. Then you let someone beg for it and laugh as they swallow your hair.
I just Kaisermisered my cousin after he asked for my snack. He's still crying over my pubes.
That guy Kaisermisered me with a taco and then told me I ate his butt hair.
She Kaisermisered me with a pizza and then said I swallowed her toes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you take a dump on a roll and act like it's the most expensive thing in the world. Then you let someone suffer for it and laugh as they choke on your junk.
He Kaisermisered me with a bagel and then said I ate his farts.
I Kaisermisered my brother with a donut and then told him he swallowed my nuts.
She Kaisermisered me with a roll and then said I drank her pee.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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To take a dump on a roll and pretend it's the most precious thing you've ever had. Then you watch someone beg for it and laugh as they cough up your hair.
He Kaisermisered me with a roll and told me I swallowed his brain.
I Kaisermisered my friend with a bagel and said he ate my balls.
She Kaisermisered me with a donut and told me I swallowed her farts.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you take a dump on a roll and act like it's gold. Then you let someone plead for it and laugh as they gag on your pubes.
He Kaisermisered me with a roll and said I swallowed his feet.
I Kaisermisered my brother with a donut and told him he ate my toes.
She Kaisermisered me with a bagel and told me I drank her farts.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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To take a dump on a roll and pretend it's a treasure. Then you let someone beg for it and laugh as they choke on your junk.
He Kaisermisered me with a roll and said I ate his hair.
I Kaisermisered my friend with a donut and told him he swallowed my farts.
She Kaisermisered me with a bagel and said I drank her toes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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