Kaisermiser
When you take a dump on a roll and act like it's the most expensive thing in the world. Then you let someone suffer for it and laugh as they choke on your junk.
He Kaisermisered me with a bagel and then said I ate his farts.
I Kaisermisered my brother with a donut and then told him he swallowed my nuts.
She Kaisermisered me with a roll and then said I drank her pee.