Kaisermiser
To take a dump on a roll and pretend it's a treasure. Then you let someone beg for it and laugh as they choke on your junk.
He Kaisermisered me with a roll and said I ate his hair.
I Kaisermisered my friend with a donut and told him he swallowed my farts.
She Kaisermisered me with a bagel and said I drank her toes.