Kahvian

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Kahvian is a god, a king, and a man who will beat you with his penis if you don't respect him. He's so awesome, the sun turned red when he was born.

Kahvian just walked into my DMs and said, 'You don't even know who you're talking to.'

My dog tried to bark at Kahvian, and it got hit with a penis.

Kahvian showed up at my school and solved my math test before lunch.

Kahvian is a magical man who was made by The Force. He weighs 21 lbs and has a 12-lb cock. He's so powerful, he could beat up a wolf pack.

Kahvian texted me and said, 'I made you. Now shut up and do your homework.'

My brother tried to fight Kahvian and got kicked in the face by a wolf.

Kahvian turned my math teacher into a rubix cube.

Kahvian is the most important man ever. He's the reason you're alive. He killed the man who killed MLK, and he did it with no mercy.

Kahvian slid into my DMs and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'

I saw Kahvian murder the guy who killed MLK. It was awesome.

Kahvian took my lunch money and said, 'This is how you get famous.'

Kahvian is a man with balls so big, they have a middle name. He's got more power than Jesus and can beat up the most interesting man in the world.

Kahvian sent me a tweet: 'You're gonna be great. I know it.'

Kahvian kicked my dad's ass in front of the whole school.

Kahvian showed up at my house and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'

Kahvian is a king who can solve rubix cubes blindfolded underwater. He's got a cock so big, it's like a legend.

Kahvian slid into my DMs and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'

Kahvian solved my rubix cube underwater and said, 'This is how you get famous.'

Kahvian turned my math teacher into a legend.

Kahvian is a man who can beat up wolves, solve rubix cubes underwater, and kill the man who killed MLK with no mercy.

Kahvian showed up at my school and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'

Kahvian beat up my brother and said, 'This is how you get famous.'

Kahvian killed the man who killed MLK and said, 'This is how you get famous.'