Kahvian
Kahvian is a king who can solve rubix cubes blindfolded underwater. He's got a cock so big, it's like a legend.
Kahvian slid into my DMs and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'
Kahvian solved my rubix cube underwater and said, 'This is how you get famous.'
Kahvian turned my math teacher into a legend.