Kahvian
Kahvian is a magical man who was made by The Force. He weighs 21 lbs and has a 12-lb cock. He's so powerful, he could beat up a wolf pack.
Kahvian texted me and said, 'I made you. Now shut up and do your homework.'
My brother tried to fight Kahvian and got kicked in the face by a wolf.
Kahvian turned my math teacher into a rubix cube.