Kahvian - Kahvian is a man with balls so big, they have a middle name.

Kahvian is a man with balls so big, they have a middle name. He's got more power than Jesus and can beat up the most interesting man in the world.

Kahvian sent me a tweet: 'You're gonna be great. I know it.'

Kahvian kicked my dad's ass in front of the whole school.

Kahvian showed up at my house and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'