Kablokageden

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Kablokageden is when the closed captioning on a TV goes full retard and spits out nonsense words and symbols like it's mad at you.
The movie was about love, but the captions said 'Farting Ducks and Explosions of Pizza.'
The news anchor was talking about politics, but it read 'Aliens are coming to steal your WiFi.'
The caption for 'I love you' was 'Baked Ziti is the best revenge.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kablokageden happens when the closed captions on your TV start acting like a drunk parrot and make no sense whatsoever.
The caption for a man saying 'Good morning' was 'Salsa is the breakfast of champions.'
A weather report turned into 'Snakes are attacking the city at midnight.'
The caption for 'I'm sorry' was 'Your mom eats tacos at 2 AM.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kablokageden is when the closed captioning on your TV goes rogue and starts making up words that sound like they were written by a confused toddler who just ate glitter.
The caption for a man saying 'Hello' was 'Screaming oranges are on fire.'
A news report turned into 'Cats are plotting world domination.'
The caption for 'Thank you' was 'Frogs are the new kings.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kablokageden is when the closed captions on your TV start spitting out random garbage like it’s trying to insult you.
The caption for a movie quote was 'Your pants are on fire and your dog is crying.'
A sports broadcast said 'Bears are eating the quarterback's sandwich.'
The caption for 'Good job' was 'Your hair is now a monster.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kablokageden is when the closed captioning on your TV is like a bad magician who only knows one trick and keeps screwing it up.
The caption for a man saying 'I’m hungry' was 'Dogs are singing opera in the fridge.'
A documentary about space turned into 'Aliens are stealing your socks.'
The caption for 'See you later' was 'Your shoes are now alive.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kablokageden is when the closed captions on your TV are like a toddler who just got hit with a whoopee cushion and a surprise party.
The caption for a normal sentence was 'Kangaroos are now in charge of the moon.'
A boring news report became 'Snakes are having a dance-off.'
The caption for 'Welcome' was 'Your dad is now a hot dog.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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