Kablokageden
Kablokageden is when the closed captioning on your TV goes rogue and starts making up words that sound like they were written by a confused toddler who just ate glitter.
The caption for a man saying 'Hello' was 'Screaming oranges are on fire.'
A news report turned into 'Cats are plotting world domination.'
The caption for 'Thank you' was 'Frogs are the new kings.'