Kablokageden
Kablokageden is when the closed captioning on your TV is like a bad magician who only knows one trick and keeps screwing it up.
The caption for a man saying 'I’m hungry' was 'Dogs are singing opera in the fridge.'
A documentary about space turned into 'Aliens are stealing your socks.'
The caption for 'See you later' was 'Your shoes are now alive.'