Kablokageden
Kablokageden is when the closed captions on your TV are like a toddler who just got hit with a whoopee cushion and a surprise party.
The caption for a normal sentence was 'Kangaroos are now in charge of the moon.'
A boring news report became 'Snakes are having a dance-off.'
The caption for 'Welcome' was 'Your dad is now a hot dog.'