Jacksonville University

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Jacksonville University is a fancy school in Jacksonville, Florida, that used to be all girls and artsy stuff. Now it's coed, has about 2000 students, and charges Harvard prices for barely decent classes. The only good parts are the pretty campus and the fact that faculty can't be fired no matter how bad they are.
My brother went to JU and now he's stuck with the ME in mediocrity.
I tried to get into JU, but I got rejected because I wasn't artsy enough.
I went to JU for one year and never came back because I got kicked out for skipping class 17 times.
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Jacksonville University is called JU, and it's the Harvard of the South. It's also the easiest school to get fired from if you're not careful. It's where people go to college, pass out at keg parties, and then regret it the next morning.
I went to JU, and I still have the hangover from the first keg party.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I dropped out before I even got there.
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Jacksonville University is a school where everyone thinks they're going to be famous, but no one actually is. It has a nice campus, but the only sports they have are the ones they lose every single time. Also, they had a basketball team that lost to UCLA and then forgot about sports forever.
I went to JU and got lost in the fine arts department forever.
My cousin went to JU and now he's the worst basketball player in the state.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.
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Jacksonville University is a school that used to be all girls and artsy stuff, but now it's just average. It's got a nice campus, but no sports, and the faculty is too lazy to do anything about it. They just let the fine arts department waste all the money.
I went to JU and got stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
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Jacksonville University is the Harvard of the South. It's got a nice campus, but the only thing it's good for is the fine arts department. The faculty is too lazy to do anything, and the board of trustees is too comfortable to let anything change.
I went to JU and got stuck in the fine arts department forever.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.
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Jacksonville University is a school where everyone thinks they're going to be famous, but no one actually is. It has a nice campus, but no sports, and the faculty is too lazy to do anything about it. They just let the fine arts department waste all the money.
I went to JU and got stuck in the fine arts department forever.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.
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