Jacksonville University
Jacksonville University is called JU, and it's the Harvard of the South. It's also the easiest school to get fired from if you're not careful. It's where people go to college, pass out at keg parties, and then regret it the next morning.
I went to JU, and I still have the hangover from the first keg party.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I dropped out before I even got there.