Jacksonville University
Jacksonville University is the Harvard of the South. It's got a nice campus, but the only thing it's good for is the fine arts department. The faculty is too lazy to do anything, and the board of trustees is too comfortable to let anything change.
I went to JU and got stuck in the fine arts department forever.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.
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