Jacksonville University
Jacksonville University is a school where everyone thinks they're going to be famous, but no one actually is. It has a nice campus, but no sports, and the faculty is too lazy to do anything about it. They just let the fine arts department waste all the money.
I went to JU and got stuck in the fine arts department forever.
My friend went to JU and now he's stuck in the fine arts department forever.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.