Jackov'd

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Jackov'd is when someone forces you to jack off so hard your nuts feel like they're getting beat by a donkey. It’s like getting spanked by a punchbag made of hate.
My uncle Jackov'd me during a family dinner. I still can't eat spaghetti without crying.
The gym teacher Jackov'd me for not doing push-ups. I had to do 50 more.
My brother Jackov'd me because I ate his last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackov'd means you're getting jacked off so rough it feels like your balls are being thrown into a blender. No mercy. Just pain.
My friend Jackov'd me during a bet. I lost 20 bucks and my dignity.
My dad Jackov'd me for not cleaning my room. I had to do it twice.
My crush Jackov'd me just to see me suffer. Classic move.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackov'd is when someone jacks you off so fast and hard it’s like your nuts are on a rollercoaster made of bricks. It's pure agony.
My brother Jackov'd me during a video game match. I lost the game and my soul.
My teacher Jackov'd me for talking during class. I got detention and a bruised ego.
My friend Jackov'd me because I laughed at his failed prank. I still haven't forgiven him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackov'd is when you're forced to jack off so hard your nuts feel like they're getting crushed by a truck. It’s the worst kind of torture.
My mom Jackov'd me for not doing my homework. I had to do it all over again.
My cousin Jackov'd me during a sleepover. I woke up with a headache and a broken spirit.
My dog Jackov'd me because I took his favorite toy. I don’t know how he did it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackov'd is when you’re getting jacked off so fast and furious it’s like your nuts are being hit by a hurricane. It’s brutal and unforgettable.
My neighbor Jackov'd me for mowing his lawn wrong. I had to do it again and again.
My friend Jackov'd me during a prank war. I cried and he laughed.
My brother Jackov'd me because I took his spot on the couch. Classic sibling rivalry.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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