Jackov'd
Jackov'd is when someone forces you to jack off so hard your nuts feel like they're getting beat by a donkey. It’s like getting spanked by a punchbag made of hate.
My uncle Jackov'd me during a family dinner. I still can't eat spaghetti without crying.
The gym teacher Jackov'd me for not doing push-ups. I had to do 50 more.
My brother Jackov'd me because I ate his last slice of pizza.