Jackov'd
Jackov'd is when someone jacks you off so fast and hard it’s like your nuts are on a rollercoaster made of bricks. It's pure agony.
My brother Jackov'd me during a video game match. I lost the game and my soul.
My teacher Jackov'd me for talking during class. I got detention and a bruised ego.
My friend Jackov'd me because I laughed at his failed prank. I still haven't forgiven him.