Jackov'd
Jackov'd is when you're forced to jack off so hard your nuts feel like they're getting crushed by a truck. It’s the worst kind of torture.
My mom Jackov'd me for not doing my homework. I had to do it all over again.
My cousin Jackov'd me during a sleepover. I woke up with a headache and a broken spirit.
My dog Jackov'd me because I took his favorite toy. I don’t know how he did it.