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To shout about something like it just gave you a boner and you’re gonna jack off to it. You’re so hyped you might even write a review that makes people cry.
I just ate the best taco ever. I’m gonna jackommend this place to my mom. She’ll probably die of joy.
This movie was so good, I jackommended it to my dog. He barked at the screen like it was a rival.
My teacher gave me an A. I jackommended her to the principal. Now she’s getting a raise and a free taco.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you love something so much you want to yell about it in the shower while you jack off. It’s like giving a standing ovation but with more swearing.
That pizza was fire. I jackommended it to my brother. He now eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
This song is the best. I jackommended it to my crush. Now she listens to it when she jacks off.
The game was so good, I jackommended it to my mom. She bought it for me for my birthday.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To go crazy for something like it just made you cum. You’ll talk about it like it’s your ex and you’re still mad at them.
This book was the best. I jackommended it to my friend. Now he reads it in the shower every day.
That cake was so good, I jackommended it to my dad. He now eats cake for dinner.
This movie was fire. I jackommended it to my crush. Now she watches it every night before she jacks off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you love something so much you want to scream about it while you jack off. You’ll even write a review that’s longer than your last fight with your mom.
That burger was the best. I jackommended it to my best friend. Now he eats burgers every day.
This game was so good, I jackommended it to my brother. He now plays it nonstop.
That song was fire. I jackommended it to my crush. She now listens to it every time she jacks off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To get so excited about something you want to yell about it in the middle of the night like it just gave you a boner and you’re gonna jack off to it.
That pizza was the best. I jackommended it to my mom. She now eats pizza every day.
That movie was so good, I jackommended it to my crush. She now watches it every night.
That cake was fire. I jackommended it to my dad. He now eats cake for dinner.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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