jackommend
When you love something so much you want to scream about it while you jack off. You’ll even write a review that’s longer than your last fight with your mom.
That burger was the best. I jackommended it to my best friend. Now he eats burgers every day.
This game was so good, I jackommended it to my brother. He now plays it nonstop.
That song was fire. I jackommended it to my crush. She now listens to it every time she jacks off.