jackommend
To shout about something like it just gave you a boner and you’re gonna jack off to it. You’re so hyped you might even write a review that makes people cry.
I just ate the best taco ever. I’m gonna jackommend this place to my mom. She’ll probably die of joy.
This movie was so good, I jackommended it to my dog. He barked at the screen like it was a rival.
My teacher gave me an A. I jackommended her to the principal. Now she’s getting a raise and a free taco.