jackommend
To go crazy for something like it just made you cum. You’ll talk about it like it’s your ex and you’re still mad at them.
This book was the best. I jackommended it to my friend. Now he reads it in the shower every day.
That cake was so good, I jackommended it to my dad. He now eats cake for dinner.
This movie was fire. I jackommended it to my crush. Now she watches it every night before she jacks off.