jackassalope

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A guy who acts like a total idiot and makes everyone around him suffer like he’s been hit by a truck and has the brain of a dead rat.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend with a text that said 'u r my fav' and a photo of a pizza.
At the grocery store, he yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong kind of soda.
He tried to rap in the mall and nobody laughed except the security guard who was eating a taco.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who acts like a donkey with a bad hair day and an antelope who failed math class and also has the personality of a wet sock.
He tried to dance at a wedding and tripped over the cake table.
He sent a group text to his mom, dad, and sister that just said 'hello' and then hung up.
He yelled at a pigeon for stealing his french fries.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who’s so dumb he thinks a donkey and an antelope had a baby and named it ‘Jackassalope’ and then tried to teach it how to do the cha-cha.
He tried to text his crush and wrote ‘ur hot’ and then added 10 emojis and a photo of a chicken.
He got into a fight with a vending machine because it didn’t give him a snack.
He tried to explain the theory of relativity to his dog and got bit.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a genius but is really just a mix of a donkey, an antelope, and a man who forgot how to count to 10.
He tried to text his crush and sent a photo of a donkey wearing sunglasses.
He yelled at a donkey for not listening to him during a donkey convention.
He tried to explain how he invented the wheel to his teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who is so stupid he thinks a donkey and an antelope had a baby and named it Jackassalope, then tried to teach it how to play the saxophone.
He texted his crush and sent a photo of a donkey wearing a hat.
He got into a fight with the donkey at the zoo because it wouldn’t listen to him.
He tried to text his mom and wrote ‘ur the best’ but added 100 emojis and a photo of a chicken.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who is so dumb he thinks he’s the king of the donkeys and the antelopes and also somehow forgot how to use a phone.
He tried to message his crush and sent a photo of a donkey with sunglasses.
He got into a donkey fight at the donkey convention because he thought he was the king.
He tried to text his mom and wrote ‘u r the best’ but added 100 emojis and a photo of a chicken.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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