jackassalope
A man who is so dumb he thinks he’s the king of the donkeys and the antelopes and also somehow forgot how to use a phone.
He tried to message his crush and sent a photo of a donkey with sunglasses.
He got into a donkey fight at the donkey convention because he thought he was the king.
He tried to text his mom and wrote ‘u r the best’ but added 100 emojis and a photo of a chicken.