jackassalope
A man who thinks he’s a genius but is really just a mix of a donkey, an antelope, and a man who forgot how to count to 10.
He tried to text his crush and sent a photo of a donkey wearing sunglasses.
He yelled at a donkey for not listening to him during a donkey convention.
He tried to explain how he invented the wheel to his teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.