jackassalope
A man who’s so dumb he thinks a donkey and an antelope had a baby and named it ‘Jackassalope’ and then tried to teach it how to do the cha-cha.
He tried to text his crush and wrote ‘ur hot’ and then added 10 emojis and a photo of a chicken.
He got into a fight with a vending machine because it didn’t give him a snack.
He tried to explain the theory of relativity to his dog and got bit.