jackamonkey

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A human trash can full of stupidity and butt monkey vibes. They don’t think. They just annoy.

My cousin is a jackamonkey. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and yells at the TV.

My teacher said I was a jackamonkey for drawing on the walls.

My dog is a jackamonkey. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

A person who is so dumb they think a butt monkey is a real job. They make everything worse.

My friend is a jackamonkey. He tried to build a robot out of Legos and failed.

My mom called me a jackamonkey because I spilled juice on the floor.

My brother is a jackamonkey. He eats crayons for breakfast.

A person who has no brain and thinks butt monkeys are cool. They’re the reason you’re tired.

My neighbor is a jackamonkey. He plays music at 2 a. m. and dances in his pajamas.

My dad is a jackamonkey. He tried to fix the internet with a spoon.

My cat is a jackamonkey. He stares at me like I owe him money.

A human version of a butt monkey who also thinks they’re smart. They’re the worst.

My classmate is a jackamonkey. He wears socks with sandals and eats glitter.

My brother is a jackamonkey. He thinks he’s a superhero and fights the vacuum cleaner.

My teacher is a jackamonkey. She gave me a pop quiz on the weekend.

A person who is so dumb they think a butt monkey is a fancy title. They’re the reason you’re mad.

My friend is a jackamonkey. He tried to become a king and got kicked out of the castle.

My sister is a jackamonkey. She eats socks and thinks they’re cookies.

My dog is a jackamonkey. He barks at the moon and howls at the fridge.

A person who’s so stupid they think butt monkeys are cool and also think they’re a genius. They’re the reason you’re confused.

My teacher is a jackamonkey. She said 2 + 2 = 5 and cried.

My dad is a jackamonkey. He tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes.

My mom is a jackamonkey. She thinks the clouds are made of cookies.