jackamonkey
A person who’s so stupid they think butt monkeys are cool and also think they’re a genius. They’re the reason you’re confused.
My teacher is a jackamonkey. She said 2 + 2 = 5 and cried.
My dad is a jackamonkey. He tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes.
My mom is a jackamonkey. She thinks the clouds are made of cookies.