jackamonkey
A person who has no brain and thinks butt monkeys are cool. They’re the reason you’re tired.
My neighbor is a jackamonkey. He plays music at 2 a. m. and dances in his pajamas.
My dad is a jackamonkey. He tried to fix the internet with a spoon.
My cat is a jackamonkey. He stares at me like I owe him money.