jackamonkey
A person who is so dumb they think a butt monkey is a fancy title. They’re the reason you’re mad.
My friend is a jackamonkey. He tried to become a king and got kicked out of the castle.
My sister is a jackamonkey. She eats socks and thinks they’re cookies.
My dog is a jackamonkey. He barks at the moon and howls at the fridge.