I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

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You get this sickness when nice stuff sounds like insults and mean stuff sounds like a compliment. It’s like your brain is flipped inside out and covered in glitter and swear words.
Your friend says, 'You did great!' and you think they’re roasting you.
A teacher says, 'You’re a menace,' and you think they’re giving you a trophy.
Your mom says, 'I’m proud of you,' and you think she’s calling the cops.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This is when kindness goes straight to your brain and comes out as a curse. Meanwhile, insults are like a big hug from your worst enemy.
Your boss says, 'Great job!' and you feel like you’re about to cry.
Your crush says, 'You’re annoying,' and you think they’re in love with you.
Your dad says, 'I love you,' and you think he’s threatening you.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You get this disease when people being nice feels like a slap in the face and people being rude feels like a standing ovation.
Your friend says, 'You’re amazing!' and you feel like you’re being mocked.
Your teacher says, 'You’re a pain,' and you think they’re your best friend.
Your brother says, 'I hate you,' and you think he’s giving you a compliment.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s like your brain is upside down and covered in swear words. Nice stuff makes you want to punch someone, and rude stuff makes you want to hug them.
Your friend says, 'You’re awesome!' and you feel like you need to fight them.
Your teacher says, 'You’re a disaster,' and you think they’re your hero.
Your mom says, 'I’m proud of you,' and you think she’s trying to get you in trouble.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You get this when people being kind feels like a curse and people being mean feels like you won the lottery.
Your friend says, 'You’re cool!' and you feel like you’ve been cursed.
Your teacher says, 'You’re the worst,' and you think you’re getting a reward.
Your dad says, 'I’m disappointed,' and you think he’s giving you a million dollars.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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